Honey Bear, my love. Take a seat on one of the tree stumps over here. Me and the cubs wanted…
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If you’re a middle-aged male living in the United States, recent studies have shown that there’s a 40% chance you’ve…
It feels like every day brings a new, unimaginably huge disaster – some new variant in this endless pandemic, a…
Bearly There Briefing Room, Lake Tahoe 4:23 PM PST MS. URSUS, HANK THE TANK’S PUBLICIST: Hello everyone, and thank you for…
Faced with climate change, COVID variants, and supply chain failures, we as a species must come to peace with the…
People are getting tired of dealing with the ongoing pandemic, and renowned public health experts such as musician Kid Rock,…
A pleasure to see you all. Did you find my office all right? I know, I know, it’s in the…
Sources close to the White House are disclosing exciting news: a pizza party for all United States citizens is being…
Last year, I made a bold and daring New Year’s resolution: to finally start wearing the Icelandic necropants, and to…
Up On the Rooftop (Drip, Drip, Drip) Up on the rooftop, a foot of snow- You’re not used to seeing…