Hi there. Don’t be alarmed. It’s just us, the humanoid lizard people living under the Earth’s crust. While we are…
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Recently I, human reporter Walt Braley, wrote an investigative piece where I made audacious, unsubstantiated, and downright ridiculous claims that…
Source: Paramount Pictures The good news is Clifford’s heartworm test came back negative. The bad news is a bit more…
Rejoice – the end of soaking, scrubbing and scraping has finally arrived! Just point, spray and let Dawn’s new powerwashing…
Happy second COVID Halloween! This holiday only comes once a pandemic year, so make it count. Good work ordering your…
Doctor Delphin, it’s been some time. Never mind how I got into your lab. Let’s just say the security here…
Expressing their satisfaction with Amazon’s return policy, apogee aliens released a public statement to thank Amazon for their support in…
Los Angeles County and the W.H.O. warned that even immunized people should wear masks indoors. – New York Times, June…
As President Joe Joe Beans (that’s his name, right?) continues to roll out vaccines all over the great plains of…
Somewhere in the bowels of Santa Monica… Namaste, friends, and welcome to Cafe Candida! I’m so glad that you qualified…