When I graduated college in 2010, my parents were so proud of me. I was proud of me, too. Why?…
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Dear American Joe, Thank you for ordering more shit than you will ever need. Your kid’s plastic Paw Patrol toys will…
Hey champ! I heard it was your first time out on the town since Miss Rona broke your trust and…
I, Carl Doink, have punched out five-eyed sharks on Jupiter’s icy moons. On Garalius-98, there’s a festival held in my…
As of today, more than fifty million Americans have received both doses of the vaccine and are considered fully immune…
Dear New York Times Opinions and Editorials Page (or whatever nationally recognized publication ultimately receives and runs this column; I…
You can now deliver your $12 birthday check to your grandson, in person. You can now eat a Bloomin’ Onion inside Outback…
Zorro Deese wearing of the mask is no problemo. We have the evidence that it helps the people. Less spread…
One shot, two shot, red shot, blue shot It does not matter which you get, just get your shot so…
To Whom It May Concern: I recently took a DNA ancestry test through your company. The results I received were…