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I make a decent living as an epidemiologist, but this year has been especially good to me. As many of…
I know, I know; this year has been a LOT but you couldn’t possibly forget about me, Global Warming, could…
Take Quick Action Scream at your daughter for waking you up at 1 a.m. to tell you that she’s read…
Dear all you left-winged-commie-loving-non-Americans, Yesterday was 103 degrees in Nowhere, Texas. Now everyone is bringing up the big c-word. Well,…
Thank you for your interest in Der Laufenführer’s Hostile German, the new über-advanced home fitness system set to revolutionize the…
Having been diagnosed, you already know that the cell receptors for some of your neurotransmitters are functioning in an irregular…
Humanity has reached a pivotal moment in the course of our history, where our action, or inaction, will have such…
Dear Tom, I’m sorry, but I have to get this off my chest. I think we should break up. Look,…
1. When you get out of bed in the morning, what’s your first move? A. Grab a bowl of cereal…