Here’s some news that will knock you right on your ass. NASA’s “worm” logo, which was the agency’s primary logo…
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In troubling times like these, with an international pandemic at our door, I would like to take the time to…
1. Wryly raising an eyebrow 2. Curtsying deeply while humming “God Save the Queen” 3. Trading mock-flirty air kisses 4.…
Hey! Sorry to bother you, I know you’re busy and this is probably nothing, it’s just… Okay, so Hands and…
Hey, ya jerks. Remember me? Edward Foster, the town germaphobe? Or as you all used to call me, “Crazy Eddie.”…
Life Is a Lemon That Will Definitely Keep Growing in California Even If All the Farmland’s a Desert Because I…
The world is freaking out about the spread of a novel coronavirus, and rightfully so. It appears no country has…
Well, here we are, packed like sardines in this elevator and marinating in a thick, beefy cloud of my fermented…
It’s no secret that our society’s standards for what constitutes as “art” have been steadily declining. I had hoped we…
Let’s face it: we have just about had it. Every unretrievable second that passes and bombards you with the world’s…