If you’re a sports fan, the biggest news today is that Bryce Harper just signed a 13-year, $330 million contract…
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Like most other startups, the Alliance of American Football is on unsure footing financially. So much so that the new…
Tom Brady is our only hope. I know this is true in the same way I know millions of people…
The football is a roundish object, or, as Wikipedia describes it, an “oblong spheroid.” Round balls suffice for most every…
You, sir, are not very skilled. Unless you were trying to assist the other team, in which case, may I…
Get rid of the cheerleaders. Studies show that women respond poorly to half-naked college girls bouncing around on the sidelines,…
The Seattle Grunge Logo: Depressed hockey stick Colors: Earth-tone plaid Mascot: Googly-eyed Kurt Cobain The Seattle Java Junkies Logo: Fightin’…
Wood Mill Pre-K Dragons: 3 Ford Early Day School Titans: 2 The highly anticipated championship game between the juggernaut Dragons…
Dan “The Bell Jar” Schonhoff – Wide receiver, New York Giants Barry “Rabbit’s Cry” Anderson – Middle linebacker, New England Patriots Frank…