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Dear Short People, The vertically challenged community has been breathing up my neck for a while, so I felt I…
As a society, we need to bring back Vine… and I know how to get it done. We lost a…
1. You gape in awe at your monumental task and wonder if you will succeed. 2. A small part of…
There’s no expiration date on the packet. I’ve been rubbing my head all morning. It looks as if bed hair…
I wake up, get dressed, and walk out my front door like I do everyday. But today, the sky is…
Last year, I made a bold and daring New Year’s resolution: to finally start wearing the Icelandic necropants, and to…
1. Lack of Seating The true reason for a couch, if you’re familiar, is to sit. Taking a load off…
While it pains me to waste pages responding to such a ridiculous accusation, It has been brought to my attention…
Hello, it’s me – your brain – ready to usher you through some dreams tonight. I’m so glad to see…