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Given the recent college admissions scandal and the public’s ferocious backlash against elite institutions of higher learning, I feel an…
Every year during Lent, Catholics and other devout Christians aren’t allowed to eat meat on Fridays (or Ash Wednesday), as…
When you were in school, it was Campbell’s soup labels. Now your kids’ school needs box tops from your cereal.…
“Mannheim Steamroller” is a phrase we all hear a lot around the holidays. But, like many other Christmasy terms, such…
I’ve never been one for conspiracy theories, but more and more I’m starting to believe Tila Tequila that the Illuminati…
If you work in technology, or you follow the latest technology news, or if you know a man, you’ve probably…
You know when you’re just going about your day and you’re suddenly blindsided by some BULLSHIT that just sends you…
Hey, it’s me, the Internet. You know, the electronic superhighway that connects you to everything? Listen, I know net neutrality…
I am like, really smart. Anybody who knows me will tell you the exact same thing. And though I know…