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Mitch McConnell vowing to never allow a vote on any gun legislation while simultaneously shitting his lunch soup into an…
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You guys, when I’m off to mandatory work duty to help build a statue of Great Leader, I can get…
Let me be clear: sleep had hobbled this great nation for too long. We know that when individuals are asleep…