From the Desk of Mayor Bill de Blasio: You share the same reprehensible nature as every other insignificant asshole in…
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The Missing Ingredient: We deliver delicious recipes with all of the organic ingredients, save the most essential hard-to-find one. Erotic…
With the release of the Justice Department’s summary of the Mueller report, it appears that President Trump did not conspire…
1. Vegans live for the moral high ground Who needs a down comforter to keep you warm at night when…
So there’s a lot of horrible stuff going on lately. But like most people who occasionally catch a glimpse of…
Acronyms are stupid as hell, primarily because they never stand for anything tasty. They’re always about how you should move…
Guy, What the fuck is your name? Anyway, it doesn’t matter. Whatever your name is, dude, bravo. Bravo. I’ve participated…
Given the recent college admissions scandal and the public’s ferocious backlash against elite institutions of higher learning, I feel an…
1. Adopt the preparation methods of a bank robber: Stake out a restaurant for several weeks before your reservation (from…
Dear Self, Please accept this letter as a formal notification that I’m resigning from my position as Founder/Owner/CEO/CFO/Wearer of Lots…