Me: Hi, it’s July 1969 and we’re here in Karen’s bedroom. We were supposed to go to the beach, but…
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It’s 3 a.m. when I hear a loud thud downstairs. I gently, respectfully, tenderly, shove my husband out of bed…
Let me start off by saying I’m quite surprised by how many of you expressed disappointment in our decision not…
When I was younger, there was nothing I loved more than a good prank. Filling a neighbor’s gas tank with…
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Good afternoon. Yes, it’s me Science. I know what you’re thinking. “Eww! Science is a girl?!” Listen, if God can…
I am appalled seeing how far this country has fallen, voting for officials who engage in cussing and free will.…
By now, I’m sure most of you have heard of me, the record-setting Instagram Egg that overthrew Kylie Jenner’s baby…
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