Welcome to the Conceptual Cage Match, a column asking all the hard-hitting questions you never knew you had. Today we…
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She was at a stable 20% throughout the holiday season, but fuck! Your grandma just dipped to 2% out of…
How the right has treated the Parkland students: “This is how you look when you claim Cuban heritage yet don’t…
Baseball season is my favorite time of year: getting a farmer’s tan, staying to watch the 15th inning because you…
Humanity’s greatest fault is its hubris, which is on display every year as baseball stadiums around the country unveil their…
Los Angeles Dodgers 7th Inning Valet Giveaway The first 200 fans get a ticket to have a valet pick up…
Dear Humanity, I wanted to take this time to offer you my humblest apologies for not creating bulletproof children. It…