1. Refuse to stop giggling anytime someone mentions Santa coming down a chimney. 2. Offered to give the mall Santa a…
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Christmas is just around the corner, which means it’s time to figure out what presents to get the loved ones…
Hi, this is really embarrassing, but I’d like to return these Christmas shoes. This is crazy but apparently, last Christmas,…
When the female lead returns to her hometown and heads to the local bar with her childhood girlfriends, you’re told…
Dearest, I am writing to you in hopes this will reach you in time for the beloved holiday whose name…
The holiday season is upon us, and we at Dillard & Humm Fruitcake Factory are bringing more of the same…
1. Plarn Anything Save those shopping bags! Thousands of them. Because that’s how many you’re going to need to make…
Dear Jesús: Thank you for your letter. Due to hurricane-related postal delays, this reply may not reach you until January.…
1. Canadian Milk Style: Coke in a paper bag 2. Easy on the Pickles: 5,000 pickles, no bread 3. Fries NBA: Fries…
1. “Have fun at the inauguration today!” 2. [Just the song “Hammer Smashed Face,” played slightly sped up because of a…