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Dear Father: First of all, let me congratulate you on your new fatherhood. It fills me with joy to be…
Yeah hat’s right, I’m the Plus Sign. You heard of me? The fucking Plus Sign? I’m fucking everywhere now. You…
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As you likely know, there has been fevered speculation online about who and what we would all learn from the…
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Whatever happened to the good old days, when I could walk down the block and clear out a whole magazine…
I, like so many others, come up with too many goals every year that I’ll never actually have the time…