CHICAGO – An area man realized this morning that he never actually wrote down those resolutions he was planning to…
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WASHINGTON – Defense Secretary nominee Pete Hegseth was one of the excited attendees at today’s inauguration. Reports say in the…
NEW YORK – We’ve gotten word that the infamous Bobby “The Girder” Sanders has come out of retirement, breaking his…
CAMP WAMPANAKA – We’ve now confirmed that the infamous Camp Slaughter Killer has returned despite being shot, burned alive, and…
UNDISCLOSED BAD GUY WAREHOUSE – Reports came in this week that another massive shootout happened at the warehouse near da…
CHICAGO, IL – A writer for a relatively unknown parody and pop-culture site was seen today just chilling on his…
WASHINGTON DC – With 2024 having record-breaking highs in temperature nearly every single month, climate scientists have once again begged…
YOUR LIVING ROOM – Early polling is pointing towards that guy who only watches football three times a year having…
In a horrible reveal, our crack news team has found new information about the purpose of the mystery drones spotted…
What could he possibly mean by this?! Nearly every one of our nation’s defense groups were on alert this week…