ATLANTA – Rumors are circulating over the specifics of God’s newest project, the 2018 flu, after biological specimens were leaked to…
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LOS ANGELES – Following today’s announcement of the nominations for the 89th Academy Awards, actor Jared Leto went on a Twitter…
DAVENPORT, Iowa – Usually emotionally distant boyfriend Aaron Clark has finally begun to open up to relationship talks, but only during…
WASHINGTON- Wasting no time getting acclimated to his new surroundings, ten-year-old Barron Trump has already begun maiming and murdering a variety…
WASHINGTON – A brand-new report this morning reveals that yes, indeed, this is all actually fucking happening. While since November 8th…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – With President Obama’s second term coming to a close, D.C. residents are preparing for the eighth and…
WASHINGTON – With Donald Trump’s inauguration just days away, excitement is building among white supremacists all over the country. Perhaps none…
NEW YORK CITY – President-elect Donald Trump announced this morning his intent to take the upcoming oath of office on his personal…
MEADSVILLE, Ind. – Fresh off the heels of another National Milk Day, hospitals around the country have started the nine-month countdown…
The Internet is flying off the broom handle over a new quiz by the Harry Potter fan site Pottermore, which…