The world looked on with a neutral expression this morning as all wonders, amazements and marvels came to a screeching halt.…
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BERLIN – Supremely offended by a future politician piggybacking off his ideas, fascist dictator Adolf Hitler is considering time travel…
WASHINGTON – According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, fewer Americans are using tobaccy than at any point…
ATLANTA – Metallica fans all over the world are celebrating the 30th anniversary of the band’s seminal album Master of Puppets today,…
PYONGYANG – The Korean Central News Agency excitedly announced today that North Korea has won new sanctions from the United Nations…
THE ISLAND OF KENJIR – Making a decree to the local Elders, Rajihara the Ancient One has commanded with the sound of…
TRENTON, N.J. – Matt Kemper, 32, is rummaging through his belongings on a cold winter afternoon. The storage shed his father…
AKRON, Ohio – Citing numerous status updates and linked articles from the Drudge Report over the past five years, Ben…
PITTSBURGH – Excitement is high and the possibilities are endless with Leap Day upon us once again. And as the world…
CHICAGO – Despite his best efforts, Chinese-born Chicago native Chun Jin confessed this week that he couldn’t find any defining physical…