CHICAGO – Whether it’s popping up some popcorn or warming leftovers, a small kitchen microwave says it loves to be opened…
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MARS – For the third straight month, interest rates at the First Bank of Mars have seen a full percentage…
ZORGON-3 – Soaring far above the endless blue skies of Zorgon-3, locked in an endless and graceful orbital dance, flies Star Base…
HILL VALLEY, Calif. – According to eyewitness reports from local residents, an unidentified flying object was seen appearing and disappearing…
61-year-old toll booth operator Richard Simpkins was found yesterday stuck inside a time warp of his own making, caused by…
PHILADELPHIA – Coworkers were shocked to discover Friday that eating KFC chicken for lunch alone at his desk was somehow not…
PITTSBURGH – After changing out of his work clothes, putting a frozen pizza in the oven and turning on his PlayStation…
SEATTLE – During a meeting with executive board members Tuesday to discuss 2016 budget plans, Southern Trinity Hospital CEO Dayton Moore introduced a…
OKLAHOMA CITY – Despite early predictions, a rock-hard boner tragically went unused late Monday night. Baffling locals, the waste of the…
SINGAPORE – Saying he was “just trying to get a jump on Columbus Day deals,” Flint, Michigan resident Martin Cranley unexpectedly…