SAN FRANCISCO – Following the stunning conclusion to the main event of WrestleMania 31, which featured Seth Rollins cashing in his…
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BOSTON – John Thomas Middle School is getting a new social studies teacher, and he just so happens to be an…
PLANO, Tx – The Illuminati, a secret society that has incredible influence over all of the world’s affairs, have announced that they…
BLOOMINGTON, Ind. – Researchers at the Kinsey Institute today confirmed the initial findings of thousands of bumper stickers, definitively stating that yes,…
CHICAGO, Ill. – Recent college graduate and Delta Iota Kappa brother Chad Walker remains completely and irrevocably bummed out following the…
WASHINGTON, DC – An out-of-state driver was sentenced to 30 seconds of punitive honking by fellow motorists this morning following a…
PEORIA, Ariz. – A manner-less specter unexpectedly startled his unwilling roommate last Tuesday, just as the man was returning home from…
EMERYVILLE, Calif. – As Toy Story 4 continues its march to production, Pixar announced Tuesday that it already had plans for…
THE ARCTIC – Saying he was “excited to stay in and work on sprucing the place up,” Superman called off to…
MARS – Wanting “nothing to do with this shit,” the Mars rover Curiosity refused to report the discovery of an…