CHICAGO, Ill. – Recent college graduate and Delta Iota Kappa brother Chad Walker remains completely and irrevocably bummed out following the…
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WASHINGTON, DC – An out-of-state driver was sentenced to 30 seconds of punitive honking by fellow motorists this morning following a…
PEORIA, Ariz. – A manner-less specter unexpectedly startled his unwilling roommate last Tuesday, just as the man was returning home from…
EMERYVILLE, Calif. – As Toy Story 4 continues its march to production, Pixar announced Tuesday that it already had plans for…
THE ARCTIC – Saying he was “excited to stay in and work on sprucing the place up,” Superman called off to…
MARS – Wanting “nothing to do with this shit,” the Mars rover Curiosity refused to report the discovery of an…
COLUMBUS, Ohio – Calling the discovery a major breakthrough in our understanding of dinosaur reproduction, paleontologists from the Ohio State University…
DAVENPORT, Iowa – Richard Garrison had plenty of work to do on a recent Thursday afternoon. After all, he was aiming…
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. – One red-hot little firecracker of a queen bee has been getting her drones randy and ready, top…