Salt Lake City, UT – Wanting to fully capitalize on this year’s amped-up Black Friday sales, Salt Lake-area Walmart manager Chad…
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HOLLYWOOD – In a bold move, CBS announced today that it will be adding “gasp tracks” to all of its televised…
Bentonville, AR – Walmart announced today the “Bigger & Blacker Black Friday” mega-event that would take place this year. Starting…
Heaven – While God’s children have been busy gearing up for the holiday season, the Creator Himself has been busy gearing…
Reno, NV – Area wife Michelle DiMarco remains in stable condition at Morgan J. Gordon Hospital after being admitted in a…
OAK BROOK, Ill. – Facing sagging revenues and a steady decrease of customers, fast-food giant McDonald’s has unveiled a number…
CINCINNATI – Using a long forgotten and deeply forbidden black magic, Warlock Kragthor the Bone Slayer and Soul Keeper summoned a shrinking spell…
NEW YORK – Proud New Yorkers from all five boroughs took to the streets today to celebrate the elimination of the last…
Washington, DC – In what can only be described as “totally awesome,” something happened today that was really cool and…
UPDATE (11/13): McDonald’s has once again responded to us, but their denials are beginning to seem desperate and, quite frankly, pretty empty.…