HAVANA – After suffering through years of isolation and trade embargoes imposed by the wise and glorious President Castro in 1960,…
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The Kidney Pie Killer is at it again, and America is loving every minute of it! This precocious serial killer…
ARCHDUKE’S CASTLE – A jubilant young man attended a most unusual soirée this weekend. At first the event seemed to be a most gay affair,…
BERKELEY, CA – This morning, researchers at the University of California, Berkeley announced a breakthrough in the study of the relationship…
MIAMI – After breaking up with his model girlfriend Toni Garrn, actor Leonardo DiCaprio was seen leaving a South Beach nightclub…
NEW YORK CITY – After remaining silent for weeks following a string of sexual assault allegations against Bill Cosby, Dr. Cliff…
Salt Lake City, UT – Little more than a week after Walmart’s “Bigger & Blacker Black Friday” started, peace has finally returned…
Burger King is putting its 40-year-old Yumbo ham-and-cheese sandwich back on the menu and people can’t stop talking about it!…
MEMO TO: ALL STAFF SUBJECT: SECRET SANTA To get in the office holiday spirit, I thought we could bring back…