SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. – Saying it’s “no big deal” and “everyone should just lighten up,” local pizza lover Adam Kenrow defended his…
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TOMMY’S PIZZA RESTAURANT – Saying it was “just a matter of time,” a local breadstick proclaimed that its status as…
HOLLYWOOD – In anticipation of the box office success of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Paramount Pictures has announced a slate of…
WASHINGTON – Saying it was “long overdue,” the Berenstain Bears visited the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum this week. “My grandfather…
Baltimore, MD – As punishment for beating his fiancé and knocking her unconscious, the NFL has decided to penalize All-Star…
RESTON, Va. – Local band Semen Transfusion play their music fast, but ever since their drummer was bitten by a radioactive…
New York – Following months of allegations about his financial dealings in Iraq and Afghanistan, Oliver “Daddy” Warbucks has been found…
IRVINE, Calif. – In a revealing interview this week, the CEO of Taco Bell, Greg Creed, revealed that he’s getting seriously…
Milwaukee, Wis. – Thomas and Jennifer McDaniels’ date night took a disastrous turn when the couple selected the 2012 French film…
BOSTON, Mass. – With a sigh of relief, Jayni Smith called her run in with the ghost of a black man…