UNDISCLOSED BAD GUY WAREHOUSE – Reports came in this week that another massive shootout happened at the warehouse near da…
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CHICAGO, IL – A writer for a relatively unknown parody and pop-culture site was seen today just chilling on his…
WASHINGTON DC – With 2024 having record-breaking highs in temperature nearly every single month, climate scientists have once again begged…
YOUR LIVING ROOM – Early polling is pointing towards that guy who only watches football three times a year having…
In a horrible reveal, our crack news team has found new information about the purpose of the mystery drones spotted…
What could he possibly mean by this?! Nearly every one of our nation’s defense groups were on alert this week…
Texas Attorney General: Since your state seems to enjoy executions (586 from 1977-2023, with Oklahoma a poor second with 123),…
FUNKYTOWN—Local senior citizens gathered this morning to commemorate the historic Funkytown Community Dance Hall one last time before its scheduled…
Contamination in a facility that manufactures baseball bats has led to some unusual medical side affects among Major League bat…
HOLLYWOOD, CA – “If justice cannot be achieved within the system, our hero must rise from outside of it.” This…