WASHINGTON – According to multiple sources within the White House, the usually volatile President Trump has allowed his Twitter account to…
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ALEXANDRIA, Va. – The local Salvation Army got a big donation this week, as an entire intercontinental ballistic missile system was…
WASHINGTON – Preparations have begun for the first Hug A Newsperson Day celebration to be held on April 4th on the South…
PHOENIX – Noting that he knows it’s “probably a bit obsessive” to have already sent you a combination of four news…
The town of Springsburg, Wisconsin gave a big job to one of its littlest citizens in last November’s elections, choosing…
WASHINGTON – Intent on furthering its outreach to Muslims across America, the government announced today that it will expand its unpaid…
ARLINGTON, Va. – Unsettled over a deteriorating amount of public attention, white supremacist Richard Spencer took a break from electronically distributing…
BOSTON – After weeks of trekking her ass to a nearby gas station, local 25-year-old Anna Hardly recently befriended her boyfriend’s…
WASHINGTON – As the Trump administration continues to promote isolationism, and the Republican-held Congress works to remove consumer and environmental protections,…
CLEVELAND HEIGHTS, Ohio – Trying to conceal his smile, local 12-year-old Daniel Donaldson admitted to reporters Monday that he feels “ready to…