NORTH POLE – Despite increased talk of a rebellion against Santa Claus amid rampant elves’ rights violations, Santa’s Workshop operated…
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POTTERSVILLE – To the horror of many concerned citizens, a deranged individual spouted bizarre claims, drunkenly accosted passersby, and incited violence…
In what has become a holiday tradition for many across the country, the nation’s creepy uncles have begun preparations for…
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ORLANDO – When man first walked on the moon in 1969, centuries of speculation were put to rest about the makeup…
SAN DIEGO – Citing the need for decency, realism and strict adherence to canon, local slash fiction author Brandon Accord is currently…
HOUSTON – It was revealed this week that NASA scientists developed an infinitely renewable, clean energy source in 1977, and the…
LOS ANGELES – Though he says he appreciates The Force Awakens “for what it is,” George Lucas reiterated Thursday that he still…