COLUMBUS, Ohio – Admitting he’s been teased about it all his life, local man Scott Huffman is a regular Frankenstein’s monster…
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The NBA has finally returned, and all of your favorite stars – from Donatas Motiejunas and Hollis Thompson to Gary…
CHICAGO – Whether it’s popping up some popcorn or warming leftovers, a small kitchen microwave says it loves to be opened…
MARS – For the third straight month, interest rates at the First Bank of Mars have seen a full percentage…
From new research exposing the severity of concussions in the game to a constantly revolving door of rule changes, the NFL…
The Grift-O-Maniacs (what I’m now calling my fan club) love asking Jake the questions they wouldn’t dare utter in public.…
ZORGON-3 – Soaring far above the endless blue skies of Zorgon-3, locked in an endless and graceful orbital dance, flies Star Base…
HILL VALLEY, Calif. – According to eyewitness reports from local residents, an unidentified flying object was seen appearing and disappearing…
61-year-old toll booth operator Richard Simpkins was found yesterday stuck inside a time warp of his own making, caused by…
PHILADELPHIA – Coworkers were shocked to discover Friday that eating KFC chicken for lunch alone at his desk was somehow not…