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DURHAM, N.C. – After winning his fifth NCAA championship, sources learned that Duke Blue Devils coach Mike Krzyzewski returned to Hell to take…
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INDIANAPOLIS – In what many are calling an overreaction to the recent backlash against the controversial Religious Freedom Restoration Act, the…
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – Despite living in the current comedy landscape and marveling at the technological advances of today, local man Zach…
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SAN FRANCISCO – Following the stunning conclusion to the main event of WrestleMania 31, which featured Seth Rollins cashing in his…
BOSTON – John Thomas Middle School is getting a new social studies teacher, and he just so happens to be an…