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HEAVEN – James Wong passed away three years ago after an unfortunate jet ski accident, and though he was granted passage…
I get a lot of mail. Besides the marriage proposals and demands for what amounts to a bone sesh with yours…
Hey everyone, my name is Darren! I’m the brand-new intern here at Robot Butt, and I’m ready to learn everything…
EVANSTON, Ill. – Ecologists from Northwestern University announced today that a “totally gross looking” new fish has been discovered in the ocean…
CLINTON, Ind. – Fatigued, sore and without much of an appetite from the chemotherapy, terminally ill Nicholas Becker celebrated his seventh…
SCOTLAND – The Loch Ness Monster, noted cryptid, died today at the age of 1,465 after overdosing on barbiturates. The Monster,…
Jurassic Park is one of the greatest films ever made. There is no question about that, and even more than 20…
GLEN CANYON, Ariz. – Dr. Britney Williams discovered a previously unknown species of dinosaur fossils while digging in the desert Wednesday morning,…
BAVARIA, Germany – Saying it came as quite a shock, a pterodactyl recently learned it’s not actually a dinosaur, a fact…