BOSTON – John Thomas Middle School is getting a new social studies teacher, and he just so happens to be an…
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On Monday, Senator Ted Cruz formally announced his candidacy for President in the 2016 elections. While he is the first…
Today is the International Day of Happiness, the official holiday competition where you try to prove you’re happier than everyone…
PLANO, Tx – The Illuminati, a secret society that has incredible influence over all of the world’s affairs, have announced that they…
BLOOMINGTON, Ind. – Researchers at the Kinsey Institute today confirmed the initial findings of thousands of bumper stickers, definitively stating that yes,…
CHICAGO, Ill. – Recent college graduate and Delta Iota Kappa brother Chad Walker remains completely and irrevocably bummed out following the…
WASHINGTON, DC – An out-of-state driver was sentenced to 30 seconds of punitive honking by fellow motorists this morning following a…
Today is Friday the 13th – spooky! Now that you’re sufficiently scared, it’s the perfect time to share with you…
PEORIA, Ariz. – A manner-less specter unexpectedly startled his unwilling roommate last Tuesday, just as the man was returning home from…
EMERYVILLE, Calif. – As Toy Story 4 continues its march to production, Pixar announced Tuesday that it already had plans for…