INDIANAPOLIS – In what many are calling an overreaction to the recent backlash against the controversial Religious Freedom Restoration Act, the…
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – Despite living in the current comedy landscape and marveling at the technological advances of today, local man Zach…
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SAN FRANCISCO – Following the stunning conclusion to the main event of WrestleMania 31, which featured Seth Rollins cashing in his…
BOSTON – John Thomas Middle School is getting a new social studies teacher, and he just so happens to be an…
On Monday, Senator Ted Cruz formally announced his candidacy for President in the 2016 elections. While he is the first…
Today is the International Day of Happiness, the official holiday competition where you try to prove you’re happier than everyone…
PLANO, Tx – The Illuminati, a secret society that has incredible influence over all of the world’s affairs, have announced that they…
BLOOMINGTON, Ind. – Researchers at the Kinsey Institute today confirmed the initial findings of thousands of bumper stickers, definitively stating that yes,…
CHICAGO, Ill. – Recent college graduate and Delta Iota Kappa brother Chad Walker remains completely and irrevocably bummed out following the…