MEMO TO: ALL STAFF SUBJECT: SECRET SANTA To get in the office holiday spirit, I thought we could bring back…
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THE NORTH POLE – In a statement released by The North Pole Council Thursday, Santa Claus has decided against eating Cindy Watterson’s…
PASADENA – Late Monday night, Officer Dylan Costaneda couldn’t believe his eyes as he clicked on his Best Buy shopping…
OAK BROOK, Ill. – Thanksgiving still isn’t over for one large and lovable fluff ball. Charles the cat of the Morrison…
As we continue our investigation into the very real possibility that the McRib is made of human meat, we have…
DES MOINES, Iowa – In what has become a yearly tradition, Thomas Yeckley, an account manager at a local marketing agency,…
Salt Lake City, UT -The situation continues to deteriorate in the locked-in Walmart, as rioters have formed factions and begun…
Salt Lake City, UT – Starting at midnight Thursday, a local Walmart decided to open its doors for a Black Friday lock-in…
It’s Thanksgiving, which means you’re going to be in some pretty close quarters with a lot of family members. And…
CLEVELAND – Arriving at home for Thanksgiving, recent college grad and youngest child of single mom Diana Mitchell, James Mitchell was…