BREAKING: Sources have confirmed that the spider eggs which have been growing in your ear canal for the past five…
Browsing: Uncanny Valley
The world is full of sick, demented freaks. Just look at a few of the most recent monsters we’ve come across:…
A few days ago, we received this previously unpublished, and frankly astonishing, account of the origin of the song “Monster…
Can you believe that Miranda Kerr is actually a supermodel? She is a monster in every sense of the word…
NEW YORK CITY – Citing the typical rut that comes with big-city living, King Kong – once the most feared monster in…
ARGENTINA – Breaking the previous verified record by more than three years, an Argentinian man, Agustin Hernandez, has been declared the world’s…
MOS EISLEY, Tatooine – After mounting pressure from various organizations and Tatooine administrative officials, the Intergalactic Borgleball League and the owner of…
ANN ARBOR, Mich. – Researchers at the University of Michigan have released a groundbreaking new study reporting conclusively that the K-T extinction…
LANDOVER, Md. – Sparing no expense, the Washington Redskins began their Columbus Day celebration this morning to the delight of their…
The nation decided to pack up its baseball mitts and fishing poles and take a step back from father figures today…