A lot of people have called me a monster. Pointed at me and laughed or, worse, sheltered their children from…
Browsing: Uncanny Valley
BREAKING: Sources have confirmed that the spider eggs which have been growing in your ear canal for the past five…
The world is full of sick, demented freaks. Just look at a few of the most recent monsters we’ve come across:…
A few days ago, we received this previously unpublished, and frankly astonishing, account of the origin of the song “Monster…
Can you believe that Miranda Kerr is actually a supermodel? She is a monster in every sense of the word…
NEW YORK CITY – Citing the typical rut that comes with big-city living, King Kong – once the most feared monster in…
ARGENTINA – Breaking the previous verified record by more than three years, an Argentinian man, Agustin Hernandez, has been declared the world’s…
MOS EISLEY, Tatooine – After mounting pressure from various organizations and Tatooine administrative officials, the Intergalactic Borgleball League and the owner of…
ANN ARBOR, Mich. – Researchers at the University of Michigan have released a groundbreaking new study reporting conclusively that the K-T extinction…
LANDOVER, Md. – Sparing no expense, the Washington Redskins began their Columbus Day celebration this morning to the delight of their…