Despite living in one of the most happening cities in the world, this bespectacled dorkus spends most of his time…
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After some careful self-reflection, a mirror realized things would have turned out better if it had just gone to college…
“If Baron Davis can have his contract removed from the salary cap number, I don’t see why we can’t load…
A man watching the 1993 action/thriller film Jurassic Park reported that if he was in charge, things would have turned out differently.…
PAINESVILLE, Ohio – Police responded yesterday to a report of a local flower exposing itself while peeping in a beehive.…
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Hey everyone, Jeremy here. Big things are happening at Robot Butt, at both a company level and a personal level.…
“We’re all so busy throughout the week that it’s nice to sit down, have a fun ritual and bond over…
The President spent a long weekend relaxing with a cup of coffee and his Yahoo Fantasy Selective Services Draft page.