LAS VEGAS – Presidential hopeful Mike Bloomberg shocked the nation last night with a Vegas bender that cost over $400…
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BEDFORD FALLS, NY – For the twenty-fourth time in his thirty-eight years, local man George Bailey delayed his Christmas suicide…
LOS ANGELES – The patrons of popular restaurant Rossoblu expecting a nice, quiet meal were in for a rude awakening Sunday…
BOSTON – According to research published in Archives of Sexual Behavior, millennials are having less and less sex with Kyle.…
CHICAGO – Following a string of social gaffes that shocked and appalled his hosts, errant drifter Del Griffith was promptly…
WASHINGTON – Five years into the Great Tariff Depression, total economic collapse is looking more and more likely. Unable to…
DETROIT – Following a contentious trial that captivated the nation, OCP Crime Prevention Unit 001, commonly known as RoboCop, was…
LOS ANGELES – By completely forgetting to mail in the FAFSA form by the federal deadline, an incredibly hot MILF,…
Source: Marc Nozell HOUSTON – In the middle of Thursday night’s Democratic debate, frontrunner and former vice president Joe Biden…
NASHUA, N.H. – Camp Ben Gurion had reason to celebrate tonight after Scarsdale native Evan Schwartz victoriously emerged from behind…