Oh helllllll yeah, this is the big ticket we’ve been waiting for. The worst-kept secret in the political world (except…
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Editor’s Note: Ron and Rand Paul are two different people. Please rewrite this before publishing. Previously, we threw our hat…
Masthead Editor-in-Chief Charles Waffle Canterbury Editorial Director Flatulence Henderson Publisher Baron von Fancypants Senior Editor Yancy Peepeewillow Copy Editor…
On Monday, Senator Ted Cruz formally announced his candidacy for President in the 2016 elections. While he is the first…
Today is the International Day of Happiness, the official holiday competition where you try to prove you’re happier than everyone…
Today is Friday the 13th – spooky! Now that you’re sufficiently scared, it’s the perfect time to share with you…
There was a lot of moving and shaking in the first week of the Elementary School Power Rankings. Poophead, penis…
The Oscars are Sunday night, which means it’s that special time of the year where we get to watch rich…
In honor of Robot Butt’s first birthday, some of the staff decided to get together and share their favorite memories…
1. Brandon’s got a take-charge attitude when it comes to Legos. He also has a trust fund worth 516 full…