Hello loyal readers. This is Walt Braley, one of the two editors for this famous website. I wanted to take…
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Hey Guys, just a heads up that there’s no new post today. My dad, forever bozo, opened up the dang…
The scientists here at Robot Butt have been hard at work doing the impossible. Finally creating a perfect tier list…
The world is freaking out about the spread of a novel coronavirus, and rightfully so. It appears no country has…
More than any other sport, giveaways and promotions are an essential, ingrained aspect of baseball. And throughout the years, there…
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Death Panels (1989) Beauregard Fenimore Rothschild IV was supposed to undergo a routine knee surgery in one of the finest…
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WASHINGTON – Recently, Robot Butt was approached by an individual claiming that Republican Senate hopeful Roy Moore dated Heffalumps and Woozles…