1. Trump was noticeably rattled that Cap’n Crunch didn’t accept his invite to be an official guest. 2. Unexpected turn…
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Death Panels (1989) Beauregard Fenimore Rothschild IV was supposed to undergo a routine knee surgery in one of the finest…
National Lampoon’s Why Won’t You Date Meeeeeeee?! (1983) Ronald Grinsley’s met the girl of his dreams. She’s got everything: breasts.…
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WASHINGTON – Recently, Robot Butt was approached by an individual claiming that Republican Senate hopeful Roy Moore dated Heffalumps and Woozles…
The town of Springsburg, Wisconsin gave a big job to one of its littlest citizens in last November’s elections, choosing…
The Golden Globes are on tonight, and you’ve just gotta tune in! Here are five reasons why: 1) It’s pretty…
When you talk about the great sitcoms of the ’90s, you can’t forget Home Improvement. The family comedy was a highly…
As a professional monster, I take pride in my appearance. I make sure my nails are free of dirt and…
Sure, you know about the billy goat and Steve Bartman. But the Chicago Cubs haven’t won a World Series in…