I get a lot of mail. Besides the marriage proposals and demands for what amounts to a bone sesh with yours…
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Jurassic Park is one of the greatest films ever made. There is no question about that, and even more than 20…
It’s a real shame that dinosaurs (likely) no longer exist, because it sure would be a lot of fun to…
Ah, spring. The season of love. The birds and bees are at it again, and judging by my mailbox, you…
Yeah, we just endorsed Hillary Clinton. But then we saw that Marco Rubio announced his candidacy and, well, there’s just something…
Oh helllllll yeah, this is the big ticket we’ve been waiting for. The worst-kept secret in the political world (except…
Editor’s Note: Ron and Rand Paul are two different people. Please rewrite this before publishing. Previously, we threw our hat…
Masthead Editor-in-Chief Charles Waffle Canterbury Editorial Director Flatulence Henderson Publisher Baron von Fancypants Senior Editor Yancy Peepeewillow Copy Editor…
On Monday, Senator Ted Cruz formally announced his candidacy for President in the 2016 elections. While he is the first…
Today is the International Day of Happiness, the official holiday competition where you try to prove you’re happier than everyone…