After 10,000 years spent floating in a space dumpster, and 25 years married to an alien lord with an exposed…
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Symptoms? Yeah, offhand I’d say sluggish, achy, sore throat, swelling in my lymph nodes, IBS. Can’t concentrate. You’re saying my…
Wondering what new shows and movies will be coming to Sqwegle, your favorite streaming service, this month? We’ve got you…
Like every other person on the planet, I was left in awe by the aerial cinematography of Tom Cruise’s new…
Darling, I want to talk to you. Can you position me with my speakers facing your face? Thank you. I…
It is me, Claire Colburn, from the oft-maligned 2005 film “Elizabethtown,” and may I just say? YOU SUCK! It’s possible…
[Editor’s Note: The following is an excerpt from an interview conducted by the Select Committee to Investigate the Destruction of…
My name is Rover and I’m a good pup. This is my truth. My last day at the Paw Patrol…
DEPARTMENT OF INTERNAL REVENUE SYSTEMSIssue Date: June 7, 2022Please refer to the following number when making inquiries: 97000984 Dear MAMA…
Honey Bear, my love. Take a seat on one of the tree stumps over here. Me and the cubs wanted…