After coming off of the success of the ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ movie adaptation, Blumhouse has announced that they are…
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This post is timely, topical, and perfectly in season. Kids these days just aren’t scared of anything that’s in black…
Sup, fellow universe dweller. It’s me. The fictional character on this poorly written TV show you’re watching. You’ve probably noticed…
Kids. One minute you’re dressing them in a Power Rangers costume, the next you’re dressing their wounds suffered at the…
At Comic Con I am browsing a booth when I look up and notice Jon Arbuckle signing comics at a…
Following my graduation from NYU Law School, I spent four years in the Air Force Judge Advocate General Corps; conducting…
MUSHROOM KINGDOM – After working nonstop for what felt like years, course guard and cloud rider Lakitu finally took a…
According to a new study analyzing over 500 scary movies, researchers have concluded that the key to avoiding dying at…
Day 1 Well, this blows chunks. Here I am, less than a year old, and Mother gone. Fuckin’ Man. Not…
[The morning after Andy Dufresne’s escape attempt. Roll call. He still has not emerged from his cell.] GUARD CAPTAIN HADLEY:…