I am a political polling analyst. I survey the mind and feelings of the American voter. With stealth and cunning…

The Mascots Are All Actual Animals Instead Of Costumes They will still be on the field and in the stands…

This is the second one of these I’ve made. You’re welcome.

“Let me finish” If I’m watching my favorite TV Show. “Let me finish” If I’m eating Pizza. “Let me finish”…

His co-worker’s birthday. That the Detroit Tigers will struggle to compete for the AL Central again with such a small…

Hey Dave, Uh, just dropping this off. Your mail got delivered to my house again (I don’t know why the…

Hey Tracy, I know we are supposed to deliver the mock-up for the Mexi-Cal burrito window banner on Friday, but…

My dad can beat up your dad. For most adults, hearing this infamous phrase brings us back to our youth.…

Wow. I can’t believe I won an Oscar. In fact, I can’t even believe I got a job doing acting,…

CHICAGO—In a courthouse packed this morning with law enforcement and word game enthusiasts alike, an expressionless Alan Cole pleaded his…