Dear Phantom (of the Opera), Last week, a friend took me to see your play for the first time. I’ve…
Welcome, Sound Cadets, to the other side of the wormhole. We’ve globe-trotted the multiverse looking for the finest deep-cut dark…
WASHINGTON – With Halloween drawing near, people across the country are preparing to celebrate. That includes the White House, where President…
The Food and Drug Administration has issued a Halloween Candy Advisory for the following sweets and snacks. Many are believed…
I figured that the “Look Inside” feature on Amazon was a surefire way to basically sort all my shit out…
WASHINGTON – As speculation runs rampant over the mental well-being of the 45th president of the United States, those close to…
“Without music, life would be a mistake” – Friedrich Nietzsche Well, it looks like Mr. Nietzsche would have backpedaled on…
I ordered a sushi boat last night while I was drunk and I have to eat the leftovers tonight before…
1) Prune Face 2) Brownshirt 3) Snowflake 4) Walrus Man 5) RINO 6) Cosmopolitan 7) Amanaman 8) Squid Head 9) Cucservative 10) Dindu 11) Snaggletooth…
Halloween, as a young-ish adult, is generally about having fun, drinking, wearing tasteless costumes, and possibly sexing up the cutie…