My papa had just returned from the farm when I caught my first glimpse of Eyes Wide Shut. I stood…
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It started out innocently. At first, when you stuck your hands under the faucet, the water wouldn’t turn on, so…
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First they came for my flag, and I said nothing. Then they came for my culture, and I said nothing.…
Dear Idaho, If I eat one more mashed potato I WILL DIE. I need you to stop. I know what…
You ever hear about a couple so perfect for each other, your heart can’t help but soar? Like that couple…
Having just received the official list of students registered for her class this year, local first-grade teacher Paula Zirkelbach has…
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