We are so sorry about the mix-up with this year’s Fyre Festival. In lieu of giving your money back -…
To the People Who Keeping Mistaking the Fyre Festival for the Frye Festival, In the wake of the doomed Fyre…
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Yesterday morning, Samira Stevens was closing the lid of her recycling when she heard something rustling around right near her…
WASHINGTON – Speaking at a rally on Friday afternoon, President Donald Trump once again fired up a crowd of his most…
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Ah, spring! It’s that time of year again to take off my thick coat, go for a walk in my…
Hey guys, This is your old pal from the New York Military Academy, Donald T. It’s been a year since…