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Apparently Fox has a lot of confidence in Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip. The studio heads believe in…
Guillermo del Toro returns to ask the question, “What would it be like if Wuthering Heights was actually interesting?” The…
PITTSBURGH – After changing out of his work clothes, putting a frozen pizza in the oven and turning on his PlayStation…
SEATTLE – During a meeting with executive board members Tuesday to discuss 2016 budget plans, Southern Trinity Hospital CEO Dayton Moore introduced a…
As the age-old belief goes, if you slob on the right knobs hard enough, anything is possible. This is especially…
OKLAHOMA CITY – Despite early predictions, a rock-hard boner tragically went unused late Monday night. Baffling locals, the waste of the…
Listen up, perverts. Playboy announced Monday that the magazine would no longer print nude photos, meaning the glory days of ogling…
SINGAPORE – Saying he was “just trying to get a jump on Columbus Day deals,” Flint, Michigan resident Martin Cranley unexpectedly…
U.S. markets soared this morning, bolstered mostly by impressive gains in the National Tragedy sector. Outperforming even the most optimistic…