A Conservative Christmas Horror Story for the 2020s “‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a…
I don’t want a lot for Christmas. Christmas. The light of my Douglas fir. The fire in my chestnut-roasting hearth.…
Talking Federico Fellini doll; the director’s greatest quotes on art and life – in Italian! Scented pandemic masks M.A.N.T.I.S. (don’t…
Hi there. Don’t be alarmed. It’s just us, the humanoid lizard people living under the Earth’s crust. While we are…
Scene 1: It’s snowing outside, in a fake-foamy-movie-way that clings to your shoes unnaturally. We are inside Macy’s department store;…
The only way to fix America right now is for everyone to focus on the economy and stop worrying about…
Recently I, human reporter Walt Braley, wrote an investigative piece where I made audacious, unsubstantiated, and downright ridiculous claims that…
Source: Paramount Pictures The good news is Clifford’s heartworm test came back negative. The bad news is a bit more…
Hello from the Planned Parenthood of Greater Cleveland! It’s time to mark your calendars because we will be having a…
Good afternoon, neighbor! It’s that time of year. The most glorious season there is: fall. The air is crisp, the…