MOSCOW – President Vladimir V. Putin released a statement declaring the sole purpose of his nation’s “helpful engagement” in Ukraine…
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Expressing their satisfaction with Amazon’s return policy, apogee aliens released a public statement to thank Amazon for their support in…
Dear American Joe, Thank you for ordering more shit than you will ever need. Your kid’s plastic Paw Patrol toys will…
The xenomorph is one of the most iconic monsters in all of film, making their biology an endlessly argued topic.…
Dear Tom, I’m sorry, but I have to get this off my chest. I think we should break up. Look,…
Many articles have been written to help Earthlings feel better about the current state of their world. However, no articles…
Credit: A.Savin As an adjunct professor of astrophysics from Stanford, I didn’t want to believe him either. All my years…
Rumor has it here in the 51 barracks that some of you humans and huwomans are going to help us…
CNN Alien Mother Ships Materialize Over Major Cities, Malaysian Jetliner Missing Fox News Obama’s Weakness Invites Alien Invasion, Aliens Admire…
EARTH – Humanity celebrated the 46th annual Earth Day this year, wholly unaware that it would be the planet’s last.…