On a drunken dare, I ate seven Chalupa Supremes and drank seven hard seltzers. That night, as I prayed at…
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Nice Kevlar. May I buy you a can of potable water? I know you from somewhere. Weren’t we in that…
Tuna Sushi with Nouveau Wasabi This tuna was scraped from the inside of a can we found in an abandoned…
Yikes, you have a splinter! You’re so screwed. I don’t have any antibiotics, but maybe you’d like this pre-Event Dora…
1. Now that the collection agents are all dead, you’re off the hook for your student loans. 2. Traffic is,…
10 Times Lorgan Frost, Grand Commander of the Districts, Smirked Before Beheading a Rebel! Shocking: You Won’t Believe What Hunky…
“Do not use conditioner in your hair because it will bind radioactive material to your hair, keeping it from rinsing…
1. Sort your canned goods by size and color to create visual interest. 2. Store your ammunition in decorative boxes. Materials…
CLASSIFIED LOCATION – With all of the world’s diplomats and most important scientists, writers, artists and athletes in attendance in an…
“Avoidlay New Yorkoo on Septembray Elevensies.” – May-Loo (fell asleep in 1999) “An expansionlay of household debt financed with…